Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

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What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?

Baaaaaahumbug

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What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.