What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.