What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

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How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

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What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!