Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

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Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

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What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs