Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.