Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

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Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.