Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

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What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

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Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.