Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

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How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?

An astronut.

Why was the peanut so salty?

Because it got R O A S T E D