Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

How do you say the word "peanuts" without the letter "t"?

Think about it.

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast