What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

Previous Random Joke Next

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

P Jokes More P Jokes

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.