What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

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Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

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What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

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What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.