What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

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What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

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one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

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Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.