Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.