Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

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What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.