Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why can't Black Beard use the N-word?

He always says it with a hard "arrr."

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.