Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

Matey Jokes More Matey Jokes

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

Update Jokes More Update Jokes

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Macbook Jokes More Macbook Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Ipatch Jokes More Ipatch Jokes

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch