Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.