Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".