Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

What does Tupak Shakur have in common with Lethal Weapon 4?

Both were shot in Vegas

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.