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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

What does Tupak Shakur have in common with Lethal Weapon 4?

Both were shot in Vegas

What's the hottest hotel in Vegas?

The Cosmopolitan

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Why were the boy and girl melons depressed?

Because they can't elope.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Honeydew Jokes More Honeydew Jokes

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

13 Jokes More 13 Jokes

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time )

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Why does Hollywood loveee to hire British Actors?

Cheap labor.

Small Fortune Jokes More Small Fortune Jokes

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.