Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons always have well planned weddings ?

They can'telope !

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

What does Tupak Shakur have in common with Lethal Weapon 4?

Both were shot in Vegas