Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

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Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.