Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

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Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz?

He took her for granite.

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.