Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

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Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

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What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

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Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."