Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

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Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Because they're in the kitchen melting.

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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.