Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

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What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

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Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower