What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

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What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!