What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)

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What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!