Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
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Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.
A: Chump day.
Wednesday
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
Because Wednesday is hump day.
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
The snort quack.
Good day, m'hogany'
A good days hunting.
A coup.
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday
He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper
It wanted to get off its ash.
They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving
He was snowed in.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Put the ashes in the donuts.
Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays