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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

A: Chump day.

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What did you expect?

Honestly.

How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.

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Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

Where should I put this horse?

When she tells you, say no

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

T Jokes More T Jokes

What's Mr. T's favorite band?

the Foo Fighters

How do you spell that?

t-h-a-t

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

Erdogan Jokes More Erdogan Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.