Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

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What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn "

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

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