What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

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What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

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What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!