Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

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What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

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What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.