What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

Hellen Keller Jokes More Hellen Keller Jokes

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog?

Naaaaagggghhhhhhh.

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!