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every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

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What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

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What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

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Why shouldn't Hellen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

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How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate