How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

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Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

Why don't cops get along with black people?

They should at least take a shot at it

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!"

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.