How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

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How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

Why do black people have white on their palms?

There's a little bit of good in everybody.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)