Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

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What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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Why is everyone afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine!

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!