What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

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What did the nudist criminal say when he agreed to a criminal plan?

I'm in, but I'm not decent."

What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

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What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.