Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

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How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.

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What is the population of Somalia ?

About 10kg (22 lbs).

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

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Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

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Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!