What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool