Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

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Coffee Bean Jokes More Coffee Bean Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.