How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

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Your mailbox is missing!

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His clean fingers.

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Hit it with a fly swatter.

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Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

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The rest of your life.

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Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.