Coffee Bean Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.