Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What is Ellen's favourite food?

Kung-Pao Chicken.

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Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.