What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

User Jokes More User Jokes

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

Buyer Jokes More Buyer Jokes

Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket