What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's a Chinese chicken's favorite vegetable?

Buock choi

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

Wright Jokes More Wright Jokes

What do two Wrights make?

A plane

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.