Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

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What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued