Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

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What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!