Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

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What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."