What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

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Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

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What kind of database does a Pokedex use?

PokeMongoDB

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem?

He worked it out with a pencil!

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.