Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

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Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Pepperoni Jokes More Pepperoni Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"