Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

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What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.

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What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

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Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

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Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane