Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Tsa Jokes More Tsa Jokes

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.