Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a mexican with two dads?

No mames!

What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food?

A Quasar-dilla.

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Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.