What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

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Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

Why does the Buick Century have that name?

It's the average age of someone who drives one.

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

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What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.