Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.