Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

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What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

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What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.