Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

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What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

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What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.