Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere