Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm