Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

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What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

Go for the juggler

What do you do when attacked by a group if clowns?

Go for the juggler.

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy