Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

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Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

What do Australian terrorists say before attacking?

Uluruakbar

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What is the primary job of an alligator?

make allegations

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Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.