Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

Previous Random Joke Next

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you do if you're attacked by a bunch of Carnies?

Go for the Jugular (juggler)!

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Professional Courtesy Jokes More Professional Courtesy Jokes

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.