Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

Previous Random Joke Next

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Banker Jokes More Banker Jokes

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

Opera Jokes More Opera Jokes

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.