What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

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How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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I still find you dashing"

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Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

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Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

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What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?

Elephantoms !

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !