What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

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What do you call a lost Asian man?

Disoriental

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

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What is a ferret funeral?

Serious business

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

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Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

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Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.