What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

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Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

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Why was the cemetery plot salesman upset?

Business was dead.

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!

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Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.