What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

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How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

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Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.