Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What was the vegan craving when he got bit by a zombie?

GRRRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSS

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds?

Theres twenty four of them.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

A: Because she had no guts!