Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

Gaaaainsss

What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds?

Theres twenty four of them.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.