Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?

A stripey jumper !

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Jack O Jokes More Jack O Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.