What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

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What do you call a james bond film about a calculator?

Casio royale

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata