400 Pound Jokes

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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I'm not Willie Nelson."

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When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.