400 Pound Jokes

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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Because love means nothing to them!

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

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What does an Ent want?

A bad birch.

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.